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/ July 1, 2014 6:12 pm

Mother finds Weed in her Sonic french fries

Carla McFarland, mother of two (including a 6-year-old), received a little more than she paid for on Friday. She took her children for a lunch at Sonic, and found a little bag of marijuana in her child’s french fries. “I just kind of sat there in my car in shock. I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?” An employee […]

/ June 26, 2014 4:06 pm

Collegiate Athletes vs. NARPs: The Divide

If you don’t live under a rock, you know that NARP stands for “non-athletic regular person”. The fairness of that nickname for someone who doesn’t play a collegiate sport is up to you. Regardless of how fair it is, the term NARP has become the only accepted counterpart of an athlete. There are athletes and NARPs, and almost no grey area. If […]

/ June 17, 2014 7:44 pm

13 Ways to Know if You’re a True Sorority Girl

1. You’ve Instagrammed a picture of your Starbucks coffee with your name misspelled. I probably should have saved this one for later, but I had to get it out there. We get it you sorostitutes; you love overpriced coffee, and you love to show people how amazing it is that a Starbucks employee doesn’t give a shit about you. The only likes […]

/ June 16, 2014 7:11 pm

Child’s X-Rated Drawing of Buzz Lightyear is Priceless

Kids say the Darndest Things! I love when kids are at the age that they have a grasp on the English language but can’t spell, and they have no idea what a verbal filter is. It’s adorable, unless they say something horrible about you. But there are few things funnier than when a kid tries to write something innocent and […]

/ June 13, 2014 7:02 pm

5 Reasons Why the Beatles are the Best to Ever do it

1. Statistics First I’ll talk numbers. According to Rolling Stone, The Beatles have 4 albums that are in the top 10 best albums ever, and 3 of those are in the top 5. This doesn’t include Abbey Road, which is widely considered one of the best albums ever (Rolling Stone had it at #14). Also, the Beatles had 16 songs in the top […]

/ June 4, 2014 4:17 pm

12 People You Meet at Every College House Party

1. Sober Sally I’ll start off by saying that everyone hates Sally, so don’t be her. She’s the one that either claims to have to take care of her friends, has some bullshit thing to do in the morning, or has some other responsibility that nobody cares about. Sally, if you are going to look around and judge everyone for […]

/ May 27, 2014 7:52 pm

There’s an app that helps you make real life decisions!

You are on your way home from work, slammed in rush hour traffic and the worst feelings begin to flood your body.  First, you are starving since your co-worker Jim decided to violate office etiquette and eat your sandwich in the communal fridge.  Second, you are dealing with incompetent drivers and a gaper delay, which is leading to boiling anger.  Yup, […]

/ May 27, 2014 7:22 pm

8 Steps to Make it Through a Day Drink

1. Preparation You never want to go into a day drink without being ready for a long day of work. The night before, you need to hydrate and get some serious rest. If you are able to get drunk the night before a day drink and still rally through the whole day, then you deserve some kind of award because […]

/ May 20, 2014 6:13 pm

3 Reasons Why Your College Relationship will Probably Fail

If you’ve had a relationship in college, you know how hard it is to manage without losing your mind. Those tender years are when you learn how who your best friends are, appreciate your parents for the first time, and really find out where your life is going. At an age when everything in your life is a test for your […]

/ May 19, 2014 8:19 pm

Memorable Moments of the Billboard Music Awards

In a show loaded with talented artists and entertainers, it is hard to pick the moments that will actually stick in the public’s mind. Justin Timberlake gives us another example of why he is the man, as if we needed it, by stealing the show without even being present. Robin Thicke got a little clingy as he performed a song he wrote for his […]